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Did You Know The Scientists Think?

from The Dreadnought Hoax by Tommy Tiger

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Did You Know The Scientists Think?

In the Church of England
You clap your hands
Can be homosexual
Make strawberry jam
So I had a flirtation
With becoming a Muslim
But then I remembered
That you mustn’t get drunk

Forgiveness is easy
In the Church of Rome
You sit in a cupboard
With Father Malone
Well I’ve got a confession
I’m a little bit Jewish
And probably Buddhist
And German too

Did you know the scientists think
That we all have the same mother?

And when at last you finally get it all
Swathed in fairy lights from Woolworths
The beasts will come for you in your bedroom
Doctors, nurses leave your bedside
Bequeath you with your final question
Your own natural selection

Did you know the scientists think
That we all have the same mother?

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from The Dreadnought Hoax, released December 25, 2018

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